ANYONE WANT TO DO A SITE FOR SITE TRANSFER W ME PLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

I am really trying to get some money on Pokerstars or Full Tilt and was wondering if anyone would be willing to do a transfer w me, not for to much just like 500 or 1k. If your interested let me know i will give you $525 for $500 somewhere else or $1050 for $1000 somewhere else just because i know it is a pain in the ass.